some nice hot coffee and gouge their eyeballs out with the teaspoon. it might be quieter in prison :(
updated Dec 2, 2009 via Twitter
oh super, after an hour they've decided to stop and do some work. i look forwards to another day's cranial drilling. i might go offer them
updated Dec 2, 2009 via Twitter
it's 8am. i haven't slept. the roadwork guys have been sitting in their van with the engine running outside my house since just after 7
updated Dec 2, 2009 via Twitter
i have never seem so much action on the cam! btw UK-dwellers,Bristol Zoo has or had a naked mole rat colony. top day out if you can make it
updated Dec 1, 2009 via Twitter
#thingsilike red wine, cigarettes, naked mole rats, retro, nature, cosiness, art, culture, trash, bed, the sweet and the weird, sunshine
updated Dec 1, 2009 via Twitter
to reiterate @Jeffman1's point about the Google Wave invites; DM me if you want one, but I shan't be there so you'll not have to talk to me
updated Dec 1, 2009 via Twitter
can those emailing submissions please note that good manners result in amenability on my part
updated Dec 1, 2009 via Twitter
Crystal Fighters/Kasabian gig, i'll pop you on the ever-increasing pile of non-attendance
updated Dec 1, 2009 via Twitter
and to my new followers: i'm not gay and i don't have a baby. ergo, i don't want to see you bikni clad 'ladies' nor read your baby tips
updated Dec 1, 2009 via Twitter
to the kids down my road: shuddupayaface, please, i'm trying to concentrate
updated Dec 1, 2009 via Twitter
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